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s. 294, Penal Code, Cap. 224

Obscene songs
294. Whoever, to the annoyance of others —

(a) does any obscene act in any public place; or
(b) sings, recites or utters any obscene song, ballad or words in or near any public place,

shall be punished with imprisonment for a term which may extend to 3 months, or with fine, or with both. [Indian PC 1860, s. 294]

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HAHAHA i can think of several people i can sue with this:D:D

Muse.feb.’10

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

aSH sTYMEST<3333333333

aSH sTYMEST<3333333333

swoonz n dies

swoonz n dies

JOSH BEECH<33333333333333333

JOSH BEECH<33333333333333333

haha potential edward cullen

haha potential edward cullen

Both are brits omigosh how much more sexy can you get!!!!!!!!

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sku starts at 2pm it’s 11.54pm now shall call fel out now for ban mian the perks of living so close haha bye!

“Before you Bella my life was like a moonless night. Very dark, but there were stars - points of light and reason. …. And then you shot across my sky like a meteor. Suddenly everything was on fire; there was brilliance, there was beauty. When you were gone, when the meteor had fallen over the horizon, everything went black. Nothing had changed, but my eyes were blinded by the light. I couldn’t see the stars anymore. And there was no reason for anything.”
Stephenie Meyer (New Moon)

I gots a new moon…

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Just Jack - The Day I Died

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmkcwoomOco

So if all we have is that glance in the window. If all we have is till this train stops. If all we have is till the sun comes up, till your lift picks you up. And If all we have is till the day I die. I’m ok with what we have.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

“I fart in your general direction!”

“Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!”

“your silly knees bent running about advancing behaviour”

“now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.”

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HAHA LUV THE FRENCH KNIGHt.LOL

anw, i’ve been catching up with MTV and TV: the hills teen cribs..gg,10 things i hate about you and GLEE the only reason why i dont 90210 is cos 1 year ago mel told me the latter is poser ish n boring hahahahah watching hillz now HUH LO N KRISTIN LUNCH TGT ????FAKE MUCHZZZZ

ok im procrastinating again!!!!!!!!! sku started n we got like,a TON of trash to absorb preparation b4 class stuff and i just read abt the alzheimer disease here: http://www.actionalz.org/inside_the_brain.asp (and avoiding sku workload at all costs…..) after watching some youtube video ‘my name is lisa’ which was, sad and i wondered if we’ll study old people in socio class..

Sylvia Plath

i love that dramatic ‘drop dead’

Just falling.

Just falling.

evacuate the dancefloor

15 oct’09

so midnight found felix blowing out 17 lantern candles on a non existent cake….happy birthday fel!!!!!!!!:D

anw sku started we all have an extra subject to juggle :< mines sociology hahahaha what a joke ive no ideaaaaa wht it is ok but its pretty cool fun from tht 1 hr (although S n i were eating and giggling throughout:D) i figured its got smth to do w allocating of resources like esp to PEOPLE he gave us this example on how sociologists would tackle an issue like WHY DO CRIMINALS..DO CRIME? haha somethign~ somewhat similar and like psycho logists will look at stuff like criminals being unstable in mind and social workers/researchers..who cares and sociologists will be like, cause doing crime in conforming to normity and maybe it has smth to do with their income or lack thereof..and we’ll tackle issues like social class race n ethicity deviance social stratification????stuff like that! unsure whether i look forward to it gah extra workload but at least no exams for it:>

but i must say the best part of this subject is the 5 fucking hours in between end of sku till socio’s lecture which is only 1hr and like in the evening 6-7pm D:< …….on a brighter note it’s tutorial is arnd same timing n close to fel’s psycho tut! and i can actually crash another socio lecture at a less insane time with fel! but anw cut long story short, i’m gng for the 6-7pm lecture-.- same time as yolk’s marketing^^ and hopefully S will let himself be dragged into socio lecture w me and then aft 7 we can all meet for dinner HAHA P L A N LETS HOPE IT W O R K S

it will.

new sem it’s starting out RAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!ha.ha.ha.ha had our first encounter in months w p.bitch today shes a meanie haha chased luke out of the class woah HARSH

k i’m bored of blogging alrdy everyone shld watch glee!!!!!!!!!! n damnit when am i going back to trng????????comp in <2 wks time i am beyond screwed i trained ZERO ZIL NADA ZILCH NIL(???) TIMES SINCE UHHHHHHHHHH 3-4 MTHS BACK ??!! SRSLY AM I RLY THAT BUSY OH YEA MAYB BECUASE OF THE STITCHES OH ABOUT THE STITCHES 1/3 STITCHES CAME OFF TODAY !!^.^ YOLK UNTANGLED IT OUT OF MY HAIR FOR ME YAY n she said hair is growing there and and it barely even looks like a scar! BORING BORING BORING I GO WATCH GLEE FANTASTIC GYMNASTICS PAYCE OWT HOME DAWGS

Harry Potter and the Bad Pickup Lines

gameface:

maggee:

- I don’t have an invisibility cloak but do you think tonight I can visit your restricted section?

- I want to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.

- You know, Hagrid’s not the only giant on campus.

- Do you think you could take on a mountain troll in the bathroom like Hermione did? Would you be ready in five minutes?

- Wanna make some magic together? My wand is at the ready.

- I must have had some Felix Felicis because I think I’m about to get lucky.

- You know, the Sorting Hat placed me in Gryffindor. I think it’s because like Godric Gryffindor himself, I too have an impressive sword.

- Want to go to the Hog’s Head, if you know what I mean?

- Want to have a Tri-Wizards Tournament? Well not really “Tri-Wizard,” I was thinking more one wizard and two witches.

- I’ve been whomping my willow thinking about you.

- Do you know the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you make me stiff.

- You know Platform 9 and 3/4? Well I know something else with the same exact measurements.

- A couple nights with me and Moaning Myrtle will have to get a new nickname.

- Wanna practice making what looks like a mandrake?

- You look like you’d be a good Quidditch player. Want to ride my broomstick?

- You know, when I said, “Accio hottie,” I didn’t expect it to work!

- I know my name’s not Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood if you know what I mean.

- Want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own.

- Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing?

- The thought of you makes something vast and silver erupt from my wand.

- Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

- I don’t have any muggle money, but I do have a sickle and two knuts.

- Are you speaking parseltongue? ‘Cause you’re talking to my snake.

- Your smile’s like expelliarmus: simple but disarming.

- They say I’m like the horn of a crumple-horned snorkack. Explosive.

- What’s the password to your portrait?

- You’re like a bottle of Skele-Gro: growing me a bone.

- Why don’t I make like Salazar and Slyther inside of you?

- Your name must be Severus Severus ‘cause you make my prince full blood.

- Did you survive Avada Kedavra? ‘Cause you’re drop dead gorgeous.

- What flavor are your Bertie Bott’s? (??)

- I can be your house elf. I’ll do whatever you want and I don’t need any clothes.

- I need a pensieve because my head is filled with thoughts about you.

- Why don’t you come tame my dragon?

- Just like the Slytherin common room, how ‘bout my snake in your dungeons?

- I don’t know a thing about Merlin’s pants, but I’d love to get into yours!

- Wanna play with my Sorcerer’s Stones?

- You don’t have to worry about me, I’ve been tested for Hogwarts, if you know what I mean ;)

- If you were a basilisk, I wouldnt mind dying just to look into your eyes.

- I’m just like Oliver Wood, baby… I’m a keeper!

- Engorgio! Oh wait.. I don’t need magic to enlarge this!

- Firenze and I have a lot in common, we both have parts like a horse.

- My name isn’t Neville, but I do have a longbottom. (wtf)

- Did you say “Wingardium Leviosa”? Cause you’ve got me rising!

- So you’re the Head Girl of your house, huh? Hmm…..

- Oh, no everything’s cool. I got the Fiendfyre treatment, so no more Crabbes.

- Could I use your wand? I need to practice my ‘swish and flick.’

- Yeah girls call me “Aguamenti.” Everytime they hear my name, they get wet.

- It’s a portkey…. Once you touch it, it will take you somewhere you ain’t never been before.

- I solemnly swear I am up to no good…

- Want to learn to speak troll? I can get you grunting in no time.

- I’m like the spine on a care of magical creatures book; if you stroke me right i’ll open wide for you.

- You know… I have been mistaken for a centaur before.

- Is your name “Avada Kedvra”? ‘Cause you’ve got a killer bod.

- The sorting hat says you should be in my house. Wait, what’s that? Why.. it says you should also be in my bed!

- Did you slip some firewhiskey into my drink, or are you just getting hotter?

- Did you cast Impervio on me? Cause when I’m near you I can’t control my body.

- Not even Veritaserum could make me express how much I’m truly attracted to you.

- Do you want my Elder Wand? Because you’re looking Deathly Hollow…

- I’m a goblin. Let me stroke your vault.

Aguamenti ^^

HAHAHAHA LUV IT

Owl City

The sun is up. The sky is blue. It’s beautiful and so are you.

- Dear Prudence by the Beatles

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glee is friggin addictive!

A History of Love

“Once upon a time there was a boy who loved a girl, and her laughter was a question he wanted to spend his whole life answering.”

kittenskittenskittens:

emilygracethinks:

onourway:

fuckyeah4chan:
QTEST. KITTEH. EVAR.

THIS KITTEN OFFICIALLY WINS. OH MY GOSH. SO CUTE.

kittenskittenskittens:

emilygracethinks:

onourway:

fuckyeah4chan:

QTEST. KITTEH. EVAR.

THIS KITTEN OFFICIALLY WINS. OH MY GOSH. SO CUTE.

let’s fly to paris to see the mona lisa already!

WOWZZZZ